By the time this column appears, Mark Zuckerberg will have
finished reading The End of Power by Moisés Naím – that is,
if the Facebook founder is achieving his New Year’s resolution to
read a book every other week.
How are you doing with your resolutions?
If you haven’t made any, I have a suggestion for you. It has to do
with language, that funny little symbolic system of wheezes,
noises, and grunts accompanied by a corresponding set of written
characters governed by an annoying and endlessly confusing set of
arbitrary rules that keep changing as soon as you think you’ve
achieved a working grasp of them. Sound like fun? Good. Let’s get
started.
We’ll start easy. Rather than reading one book every other week,
if you haven’t read a book in the past year (or decade), how about
reading one in 2015? If that sounds too easy, read one book this
winter, or one each season, or one each month. The point is to
read more than the words that appear on your screen, where you may
not find a sentence as long as my 50-word sentence in the
preceding paragraph or one as long as the 44-word sentence you’re
reading now.
So treat yourself to a book by your favorite author. If you don’t
have a favorite author, read a book your friends are reading. If
your friends don’t read books (I won’t suggest you find new
friends, but I’m tempted), read a book Mark Zuckerberg is reading,
a book on which a movie is based (like The Hobbit, Gone Girl,
or Wild), a New York Times bestseller (I hear
John Grisham and Stephen King have new ones out), a book reviewed
in the Sunday edition of the
Minneapolis Star Tribune,
or a book by one of the authors Kerri Miller has interviewed in
the Talking Volumes series. If you enjoy historical fiction and
want to learn about women’s rights and urban (as opposed to
plantation) slavery in early nineteen century Charleston, read Sue
Monk Kidd’s The Invention of Wings. If you have convinced
yourself you don’t have time to read, check out the audiobook
version from your library and listen to it as you sit in traffic.
When you read books, you learn how to be a better writer, a better
communicator, a better team member, a better boss, and a better
person. (Repetition at the end of successive phrases is a
figurative scheme called epistrophe. Aristotle and Plato taught
it, and Abraham Lincoln used it in the Gettysburg Address when he
referred to “government of the people, by the people, and for the
people.”)
And for heaven’s sake, don’t count the words in your sentences or
limit yourself to some arbitrary number. Instead, offer your
reader variety. Learn how to follow a long sentence with three
short, snappy ones, as I did in my third paragraph.
Michael Perry in Population: 485, William Broad in The
Science of Yoga, Barton Sutter in Cold Comfort, and
Bill Bryson XE "Bryson, Bill" in The Life and Times of the
Thunderbolt Kid (are you enjoying my periodic sentence?)
shaped their sentences with epistrophe. And so can you.